Summising that a demised hedgehog on the road was worth a witty pun, Dad prepared to amuse Top Ender.
"Hey, Top Ender, what do you call a dead hedgehog?" he asked.
Replying without a moments hesitation, top ender replies "Deadgehog".
Cue silence from Dad, suitably unamused that his pun was clearly more obvious than he thought...
