Top Ender Giggles - The chair has my bum imprint on it

I started a new job recently, I work online from home a few evenings a week.

"Mummy are you going to go to work?"
"I'm already there Top Ender!"
"No your not your at the computer!"
"Yes, this is where I work."
"Oh, I thought it was where you played The Sims."

Top Ender Giggles - Maybe it was a rest?

"I need something to eat Mummy"
"Top Ender you just ate a bowl of pasta, a chocolate bar and a yogurt"
"I meant I need something to drink"
"Top Ender, you have a drink in your hand"
"I don't know what I meant then!"

Top Ender Giggles - Show off.

"Why do you keep asking me to spell words Mum?" asked Top Ender
"Because it is my job to make sure you know how to spell"
"But I finished my Word Box!"
"Yes, but there are a lot of other words to learn"
"What like.... grandiloquence?"
"Yes Top Ender. Think I might need to learn to spell that one first though."

Top Ender Giggles - Call me!

We have just purchased some new phones, and have told Top Ender that if she behaves she can have our old one in her room. Last night afer she had been in bed for an hour I went to check on her.

"Mummy?" whispered the sleepy girl
"Yes?"
"I saw you put the phone in here; Thank you"
"That is okay, I will sort it out tomorrow okay?"
"Okay. I will phone you to arrange a time."

Baby Boy Giggles - It couldn't wait until the morning!

"Mama!"
"Yes Baby Boy?"
"Whoisit Mama!"
"That's right Baby Boy, the phone is here"
"Mama!"
"No Baby Boy it isn't for you."
"Hiya Dada"
"You want to phone Dada?"
"DADA HIYA!"
"Okay, lets phone Dada. Hi Honey, someone wants to talk to you. I'll just pass the phone over."

"Hullo?" said Dada
"DADA! Hiya!"
"Hello sweetheart, shouldn't you be in bed?"
"Bubba bub lal sa ras daf"
"Oh I see"
"Ta ta Dada!"
"Bye bye love you"
"MWAH!"
"Mwah to you too"

Baby Boy Giggles - If at first Daddy doesn't answer, shout for Mummy

"DADA!...DADA!...DADA!" Baby Boy shouted at 6:30 this morning
"I'll go!" I muttered to sleeping Daddy
"DADA!...DADA!...DADA!"
"Morning Baby Boy, realise the time do you?"
"MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!"
"Happy to see me Baby Boy?"
"Hooray Mama!"

Top Ender Giggles - How to negotiate

"I've got a great idea Mummy!"
"Yeah?"
"Every week when Dad is at work we should eat pasta on one night and take out on the other!"
"That could work out expensive Top Ender"
"I don't mean every week, maybe every other week"
"Yeah?"
"Maybe once every three weeks?"
"Yeah?"
"Once a month?"
"Yeah?"
"Once every so often?"
"Yeah, that sounds about right Top Ender"