Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Awards!

Top Ender, Baby Boy and I have been lucky enough to have two awards given to us recently. I have wondered about what to do about them, as I would like to pass them on but this is just a blog about the things Top Ender and Baby Boy say and or do. So I asked Top Ender.

"We have had an award on our blog about the funny things you do Top Ender" I said
"Is there a cash prize?" asked Top Ender
"No, you get a picture to put on the blog."
"Oh. No trophy either then?"
"No."
"Hmm. Better put them on the blog then hadn't you Mummy!"

So here they are!
Our Lovely Blog Award
Our first ever award came from OMG We're Pregnant!

The rules to this award are:
Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award, and his or her blog link.
Pass the award to 10 other blogs that you've newly discovered. Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

State your 5 pet hates for everyone else to comment on.

So here are our newly discovered blogs




And here our mine, Top Enders and Baby Boys pet hates!


1 Adverts aimed at Adults on Childrens cartoon channels.
2 People who smoke, who claim they are not addicted and could give up at anytime. Yeah right!
3 Chain letters, come on what are we nine years old?
4 Overly competitive parents.
5 Running out of chocolate.


1 Having to go to bed when it is light outside.
2 When I spend ages on a drawing and then Mummy says What is it?
3 The man who parks his car on the yellow lines outside of my school.
4 Mummy making me practice my handwriting.
5 That Mummy doesn't make enough cakes for me to eat.


1 Mummy stopping me eating grass.
2 Mummy stopping me hitting the computer.
3 Daddy changing my nappy (Mummy does it better!)
4 Top Ender putting her toys up high so I can't reach them.
5 Cats that run away from me just when I get close enought to stroke them.



Honest Scrap Award

Thanks to The Wife of bold (here), we got the above award! The rules of this award are that we need to choose 7 blogs to pass this award onto, and list 10 facts about ourselves as well.


So here are the blogs and the facts about me, then Top Ender and then Baby Boy follow!




1 I don't drink alcohol and haven't since I was 17 and a bit.
2 I like watching children's cartoons. Even when the kids are in bed.
3 I love Chinese food and don't care what dish it is! I'll eat anything within reason!
4 I was in the Children's choir for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat when I was 13 (that was in 1992!)
5 I met my husband online.
6 We got engaged after three dates in as many days...
7 I like to knit and cross-stitch. I'm learning to crochet too. Yes I know.
8 I follow Flylady :) and thank Heavenly Father for her everyday!
9 I read anything and everything. Even shampoo bottles.
10 I don't like using the telephone. I once didn't answer it for three weeks. Our answer machine got really full.


1 I like to eat Strawberry's. I like to eat Strawberry's a lot.
2 I don't like the colour black.
3 My favourite game is pictureka!
4 I like taking photos on my camera. Actually on any camera.
5 I like making stories up about Sally, the chickens that live down the road and me.
6 The Argos catalogue is kept under my pillow.
7 I like watching Pop Girl and grown up programmes like Pushing Daisies.
8 I do not like fizzy pop.
9 I have an invisible husband.



1 I was born in my sack, I don't know what this means but Mummy said it is lucky
2 My favourite thing in the world is Booby juice!
Fake Advert for Booby Juice

3 I like to follow Top Ender everywhere... even the toilet
4 I like the TV, it talks to me.
5 I like flirting with ladies in supermarkets, shops, library's anywhere actually!
6 I like to eat grass, it tastes of... grass
7 Feeding myself is more fun than Mummy feeding me.
8 I like having my photo taken as I like looking at pictures of me
9 I like to be naked!

Friday, 26 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - I'm not that bunged up! Am I?

I have a slight cold, which is causing me to sound slightly bunged up. Whilst walking to school I started the usual spell this word game with Top Ender;

"Can you spell Cat?"
"Nope, I can't smell anything other than fresh air!"

Thursday, 25 June 2009

Top Ender gets one over on Daddy

"Its my School Trip today Daddy!"enthused Top Ender
"No it isn't, its tomorrow" answered Daddy
"Mummy told me it was today!" insisted Top Ender
"Mummy told me it was tomorrow!" insisted Daddy
"Well lets bet then. If it is today you owe me... a doughnut!" offered Top Ender
"Hmm" mused Daddy as Top Ender grabbed his hand and started shaking it
"Well now we have shaken on it so you have to agree!" Top Ender said gleefully
"Okay Top Ender" said a confident Daddy

The school trip was today... Daddy is off buying a doughnut

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Wordless Wednesday - Splash Down

What happens when Top Ender takes the camera into the paddling pool?

Top Enders feet in the padling poolA picture from inside the paddling poolYup, it got dropped in that...

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Top Enders loves and lovers

Top Ender and I have been talking about her Invisible Husband.

"We are going to get a divorce when I am a teenager, so if I want to get married to a real man, then I won't have an invisible husband to worry about" she stated
"That is a sensible idea" I said
"Of course if my real husband goes away, my invisible husband will come round"
"Will your real husband know about your invisible husband?" I queried
"Yes, he will be called my ex-husband-who-sometimes-stays-over"

I can't wait for her "real" wedding.

Monday, 22 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - Tell it like it is, why don't you!

"Why is Fathers Day about spending time with your children and Mothers Day about relaxing without them?" I mused on Fathers Day
"Because Dad's like spending time with thier children, unlike you Mummy." answered a straight faced Top Ender

Sunday, 21 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - The most obvious is the answer

Top Enders Granny is a diabetic and will openly inject her insulin or take her blood sugar in front of the Grandchildren so that they are aware of what happens.

Today Cousin wanted to have her blood sugar checked which caused Top Ender to want to have a go too. Top Enders levels came back a little high.

"Mummy, Granny did my blood!" she enthused
"Wow, Top Ender! Shall I tell you something silly?" I asked
"What?"
"When ever Granny does it to me I faint!"
"Oh" she sounded very disappointed
"I will have to take you to the Doctors about this though, okay?" I said
"But my finger doesn't hurt now!" she exclaimed
"No, it is just we need to make sure that you aren't the same as Granny"
"What? Old?"