Top Ender Giggles - I do too!

Top Ender was eating a cookie at the bottom of the stairs. She had figured that being the other side of a closed gate would allow her the chance to eat her treat without her brother trying to steal it from her.

"Don't drop any crumbs Top Ender!" Said Daddy
"I won't, I will eat it all up!" said Top Ender
"If you do make crumbs you will have to clean them up, okay?"
"Yes Daddy"

A few moments later Daddy stuck his head round the corner to check on Top Ender and discovered her picking up the crumbs she had dropped. Not knowing what to do with them she decided that her best course of action would be to hide them... in my open handbag.

"Top Ender? Why are you hiding crumbs in Mummy's handbag?"
"I wasn't!"
"Top Ender?"
"I thought that would be the best place to hide them as Mummy never pays!"

Top Ender Giggles - What did my last one die of?

"Mum, I'm getting a snack. Do you want one?" called Top Ender from the Kitchen
"Ooh yes please Top Ender, what are you having?" I answered from the PC whilst working
"A doughnut. Do you want it on a plate?"
"Yes that would be nice."
"I already got a plate for me. I used my steps. I'll get you a saucer."
"Thanks that would be great."
"Here is your doughnut! My name is Top Ender and I shall be your waitress this evening!"

Top Ender Giggles - Silence means you too you know!

Another Auntie and Uncle popped round to say Belated Birthday wishes to both Baby Boy and I. They got married last August and Top Ender was a flower girl. It was at the start of the service that Top Ender showed everyone why she is so funny.

"And if you have a mobile phones please turn it off. Now let us be silent" Said the Vicar

The resulting silence was pierced by a loud whisper from Top Ender in the centre of the Church

"Mum? Dad? Have you turned your phones off? He told you to turn them off okay?"

The resulting giggles, convinced Daddy and I to pretend she wasn't ours for the next few minutes!

Daddy Giggles - The Offspring rock

Daddy took Baby Boy out for a Daddy Son Date the other day. Whilst they were out they went to the shopping centre.

As they were walking around Baby Boy took delight in waving to other Toddlers and Babies in prams and caused one similar aged Baby to drop her dummy waving back. As she reached forward to pick it up the Mummy said

"Give it to me Baby"
"Uh huh, uh huh! And all the Girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!" Daddy muttered slightly too loudly so that the Mummy heard

Luckily she smiled knowing that both of them had been caught out!

Wordless Wednesday - Chocolate smiles

Reason number 1 as to why you shouldn't leave your chocolate milkshake at Toddler height!

Top Ender tells the truth... sometimes!

We keep a hairbrush downstairs by the television, so that the last thing we can do before leaving the living room (and then the house) is give Top Enders hair a quick brush.

Two weeks ago the hairbrush went missing. We looked everywhere for it but it is nowhere to be found. So we put another hairbrush there. Now it's gone missing too.

We thought Baby Boy was responsible, and we just couldn't work out what he is doing with them or where he was putting them. It has been driving Daddy and I crazy!

Today I found the second hairbrush wedged behind a unit in the living room;

"I found a missing hairbrush!"
"Where Mummy?" asked Top Ender
"Behind this unit, Baby Boy must of pushed it in."
"No, I put that one in there by accident, I didn't tell you as I didn't want to get told off"
"Oh Top Ender! You are so silly, I'm just pleased you told me now."

I'll apologise to Baby Boy when he wakes up later!

Top Ender takes control

Top Ender was very annoyed with Daddy she started telling him off whilst leading Baby Boy away from the TV.

"Daddy! You shouldn't let Baby Boy stand so close to the TV!" Exclaimed Top Ender
"Pardon Top Ender?" queried Daddy
"I don't want him to be close to the TV as it might hurt his eyes!"