Showing posts with label boob. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boob. Show all posts

Thursday, 24 December 2009

Top Ender Giggles - Luckiest in the whole wide world



"If you had a Baby in your tummy, I would stroke you like this" said Top Ender whilst we were cuddled up on the sofa and Baby Boy was having some Boob.
"Like you did when Baby Boy was in my Tummy?" I asked
"Yes, just like that" said Top Ender "Do you know what Baby Boy?" asked Top Ender

Baby Boy sat up and looked at his sister giving her a milky grin

"You are the luckiest Boy in the whole wide world to have me as your Sister!" she cooed.
"Is that right?" I asked
"Yes! And I am the Luckiest Girl in the whole wide world to have him as my Brother!" she added
"Well I guess that it's true then" I said
"And we are both the Luckiest in the whole wide world to have you and Daddy as our Mummy and Daddy" she grinned
"Not as lucky as we are to have you two. Not as lucky as we are at all." I whispered whilst kissing them

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Baby Boy Giggles - Private(s) joke

Baby Boy has started singing a lot. He likes to sing Nursery Rhymes and TV Theme tunes and occasionally we hear the odd word of a song he has made up. The best part comes from the theme tune he has made up for his favourite part of my anatomy however... Yes my boobs.

"Dah da da!" he sings as I unhook the cup when its time for milk
"Dah da da!" he sings when I take my bra off to go into the shower
"Dah da da!" he sings when he points to my boobs as he has a cuddle
"Dah da da!" he sings whenever I bend over and boobs are at his eye level

It was when we were at the supermarket during the week that it prompted the most laughter.

As I put him into the trolley he was eye level with my boobs again and so sang;

"Dah da da!"
"Very funny Baby Boy" I said

A few minutes later and a couple of aisles in;
"Mama" Baby Boy said
"Yes Baby Boy?" I said
"Dah da da!" he sang
We giggled together at our first little private joke.

Friday, 31 July 2009

Top Ender Giggles - My biggest asset

A short announcement before todays rambling;

For several years I have had a blog that I rambled on about other things not just the funny things said and for one reason or another I had to close it. After talking with Top Ender and Baby Boy they have agreed only to do funny things every other day or shorter than they currently do so that on the non long or non funny days I can write some Mummy Ramblings. And this will start soon!

Back to normal for now though!

"I drew a card for you Mummy" said Top Ender
"Oh that is lovely!" I said admiring the portrait "Tell me about it"
"You are feeding Baby Boy, and these are your boobs." she said pointing at two large ovals
"Thanks Top Ender, Thanks" I said

Monday, 18 May 2009

Baby Boy Giggles - At least the inlaws pretended not to notice!

Grandad and Nanna came round last week to say Happy Birthday to Baby Boy and to bring his gift round. They haven't seen Baby Boy for a while and I was a little worried that he might pretend to be shy around them, but he was straight in there when he realised there were gifts to be had!

I was trying to get him to show his various skills and asked for a kiss;

"Give me an Mmwah, Baby Boy"
"Bab sa tha laa tha faw!" He said as he leant forward to kiss me

I now know that this meant
"I'll kiss you, but only on your boobs!"

As he leant forward and kissed me on my chest commenting "Mmwah Boobs!"

Friday, 24 April 2009

Baby Boy Giggles - He's only after me for one thing

Baby Boy had a really long day yesterday and was ready for his last feed of the day. I sat in the chair and lifted my top Baby Boy called out to me

"Boob! Yay!"

Nice to know I am still loved!

Monday, 2 February 2009

Baby Boy Giggles - New Wonderbra Advert

Just a quick one liner from Baby Boy.

Whilst walking round doing the shopping he was sat in the Trolley and kept telling Daddy "Hiya Dada!" and when he spotted me he decided to shout Hello to me too at the top of his lungs and so he screached "Hello Boobs!"

Many amused looks and small titters (Ha!) from other shoppers surrounding us.

Thursday, 29 January 2009

Baby Boy Giggles - Insult or compliment?

Yesterday we went to Ikea to meet my Sister, Cousin and Baby Cousin and our Mother for a "treat" in the cafe.

Baby Boy was sitting opposite my Sister who was breast feeding Baby Cousin (nearly six weeks old). Baby Boy looked as Sister and shouted "Boob!" and then went back to eating his fruit slices and staring at a couple of women deep in conversation at the next table.